quote: | Originally posted by DJ RANN
A: Photography is horrific. I've taken better pictures by having a random boner pressing my nuts against my phone camera button while in my pocket.
B: The kit is impressive but the studio space makes me more claustrophobic than being in a broken elevator with a guy that just escaped from federal prison, and I've just dropped my keys.
C: Your cables are all over the place. If you're going to me that messy with them, then at least use day-glo fluorescent patch cords. It's like rainbows coming out of your kit then.
D: You have no action figures or desert plant life on display. All home studios are required by law to either have retro action figures or desert flora (i.e. cactoids). |
its not fair. I don't even have half the stuff on display. And my score collection never gets mentioned even tho that is worth a penny. I have the most functional setup of all. I mean how can anyone work without a 88 weighted key controller, 3 ipads and 6 screens, 2 mac pros. 1 macbook pro and enough thunderbolt drives to store what i currently require x 100. I am the only one that has 2 sets of monitors properly placed, at the right height, i am also the only person that has their screens at the right height.
seriously, i deserve a few compliments .
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Mad For Brad's gay little contest
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