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Originally posted by fullhouse what do you do when u see a paki in your backyard with one arm ... laugh and reload

ur mom's gonna get raped.

my mom's dead man
what the fuck

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Originally posted by fayraree ur mom's gonna get raped.

LOL!!!

The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil.

Little Susie was not the best student in CatholicSchool. Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'

When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.

And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

The nun fainted.

O'Byrne playing hockey

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Originally posted by Dj Nacht O'Byrne playing hockey

O'Byrne at a nightclub.

somewhere, some broad in Florida is laughing.

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Question - When you apply for Welfare in Pakistan what does that Government give you?

Answer - A map of Canada

so I was with Spin Laden's mother the other night and I say, "gee, your pussy's huge, gee your pussy's huge." and his mother's like "why'd u have to say that twice?" and I'm like, "I didn't."

did u try the crabcakes?

The latest Christmas toy has just hit the shops.
It's a talking Muslim Doll in full yashmack.
Nobody knows what it says yet because no one will pull the chord.

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04.03 | Daome w/ Shed & Deadbeat
04.18 | Stereo w/ Matthew Dekay
05.01 | Salon Daomé
05.17 | Stereo w / Sven Vath
05.18 | Piknic Electronik
05.18 | Le Bleury