1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
5. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
6. Your junior prom offered day care.
7. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
8. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off
its wheels.
9. The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
10. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
11. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
12. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
against it.
13. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
___________________
*dances*
Nov-05-2008 21:39
Spin Laden
Nick Vachon approved
Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9
no 11
Nov-05-2008 21:59
Spin Laden
Nick Vachon approved
Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9
quote:
And the situation with Sensation Montreal was clearly explained and re-explained, and even though the event was moved to a new location, it turned out to be a very hot party where everyone had a blast, read the comments.
Nov-06-2008 21:19
Allied Nations
Make it happen cap'n
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: MTHELL
quote:
Originally posted by *dances*
13. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
so full of win!
___________________
Fortuna Favet Fortibus.
Nov-06-2008 22:53
Dj Nacht
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Feb 2003
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by Allied Nations
so full of win!
yea that one if definately the winner
Nov-07-2008 00:12
Spin Laden
Nick Vachon approved
Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9
Michael Jackson was seen shopping at Wal-Mart this week. Why?
'cause boys pants were half off.
Nov-07-2008 18:28
Spin Laden
Nick Vachon approved
Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9
Q: What's Bin Laden's favourite NFL team?
A: New York Jets
Nov-07-2008 18:29
projectgreen
Junior tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2008
Location: montreal
14. You go to afterhours in MTL and say it's really good!!
Nov-08-2008 01:12
ostrich
13percent.ca
Registered: Jan 2008
Location: MTL
A Vicar books into a really posh hotel and says to the clerk,
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled"
She replies
"No Sir it is regular porn.... You Sick Bastard"
___________________
Ostrich
13 PERCENT
04.03 | Daome w/ Shed & Deadbeat
04.18 | Stereo w/ Matthew Dekay
05.01 | Salon Daomé
05.17 | Stereo w / Sven Vath
05.18 | Piknic Electronik
05.18 | Le Bleury
Nov-19-2008 17:30
fullhouse
snowmen full of bullets
Registered: Mar 2008
Location: MTL . Hop la TO
what do you do when u see a paki in your backyard with one arm
...
laugh and reload
Nov-19-2008 19:33
Spin Laden
Nick Vachon approved
Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9
quote:
Originally posted by fullhouse
what do you do when u see a paki in your backyard with one arm
...
laugh and reload
TALIBANNED!
Nov-19-2008 20:45
vendetta999
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jul 2005
Location: toronto, ontario/Los Angeles
